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Post by Lilith1995 on Sept 14, 2012 20:10:05 GMT -5
XD Thats so funny~
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Post by asecondhandlion on Sept 16, 2012 17:50:50 GMT -5
No matter how many times I attempt it, I still can't find a reason as to why I don't have a pet Tiger. I mean I followed the lead of someone whom I know got a pet tiger. Why doesn't kt work?
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Post by asecondhandlion on Sept 18, 2012 7:56:22 GMT -5
I want to learn how to become an umbrella user.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Sept 22, 2012 0:17:08 GMT -5
Lesson from the desk of Frank #1.
To find enlightenment in this world, one must first commune with nature. Standing or sitting outside like an idiot doesn't count.
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Post by Lilith1995 on Sept 23, 2012 1:31:47 GMT -5
God damn it lawl. XD Its sad because I know people who do that. :3
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Post by asecondhandlion on Sept 23, 2012 20:47:19 GMT -5
Giant mutant Crickets.
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Post by The Canadian Hippy (Admin) on Sept 24, 2012 4:32:52 GMT -5
EXPLODING GOLF BALLS FROM SPACE.
In other news, a man from Hawaii has robbed a coconut stand for their pineapples. This misinformed man has now been taken into custody by Canadian mounties, who have acquired giant robot horses to fly around on. Also, tonight at eleven-
(Morbo): DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Sept 24, 2012 7:51:29 GMT -5
In other, other news. We have reports of a cloud of Firefly's sweeping the nation attacking people left and right. One male from Ohio claims to have told everyone and this is what happens when no one listens to him or comes over to pet his cat. The cat in question was found only a few feet away glaring at people till they died of a sudden heart attack.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Sept 24, 2012 23:09:57 GMT -5
Once upon a time, a young man went to go sleep. He had to be up early the next morning so he could take a math test. However when he went to his room and climbed into his bed, he found his cat had been sleeling on his shoes and now demanded attention. No matter how many times the young man pushed away the cat or set him on the floor, the cat kept jumping back on the bed and rubbed his face against the young mans hands or face. Finally the young man picked up the cat and set him outside the room and closed the door. With a smile the young man headed back to bed, but as soon as he closed his eyes to sleep, a sound came from his rooms window. Looking at the window, the young man watched as his "friend" sheepishly climbed in through the window.
Moral of the story; don't tell people how to break into your house without alerting anyone. It'll bite you in the ass.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 9, 2012 21:38:22 GMT -5
See cat on floor doing barrel rolls. Try to join in. Room has too much stuff to preform barrel rolls. Sit there jealously watching cat preform barrel rolls.
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Post by Lilith1995 on Oct 10, 2012 4:25:29 GMT -5
Okay, lemme try this random shenanigan posting... *Ahem*
"NO, WAIT! COME BACK, I NEED STUFF!!"
"GIR!"
*Returns with heavily applied make up all over face.*
"Yes SIR!"
Maybe not originally mine, but I love that. Some of you should know what it's from, seeing as how you've made quotes from the show a few times.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 10, 2012 11:36:55 GMT -5
Damn straight. I happen to have the entire series on dvd. So when I visit you Will, we are watching every single episode, back to back, and your head will explode from all of the what the fuck moments. In conclusion Gir was the turkey all along and he made mashed potatoes and cupcakes.
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Post by The Canadian Hippy (Admin) on Oct 14, 2012 16:53:06 GMT -5
I don't mind that one bit. LETS DO IT!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 14, 2012 19:39:56 GMT -5
YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
After that we'll watch Monty Python and the holy grail accountant version.
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Post by The Canadian Hippy (Admin) on Oct 17, 2012 0:31:06 GMT -5
DUDE! WHAT IF THE TV IS, EVERYONE'S MINDS?!?!
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 17, 2012 13:34:24 GMT -5
PUT YOUR HAND IN THE TV!!! DO IT DO IT DO IT!!
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Post by The Canadian Hippy (Admin) on Oct 17, 2012 13:53:29 GMT -5
NY'IM GONNA GO BESERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKK!!!!!! *Deflation sounds*
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 17, 2012 14:13:57 GMT -5
POST!
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 19, 2012 7:28:02 GMT -5
"You can wake up get dressed go out the front door, hijack a car and drive to the airport. Once there you will run into the police who are after you because of the car and they will chase you around the airport. This will end with you making a mad dash to the airplane heading to Ohio. But by mistake you will find your self on the plane to Moscow.Once there you will realize your mistake and begin trying to find a way to get to Ohio. This will entail you walking halfway to the coast where you will find a kind Llama farmer who shall lend you a llama to ride the rest of the way there. However the llama will be killed in the swamp of sorrow after you two have gotten over your differences and become friends. After this event you will meet a giant turtle who will inform you that your journey will not be easy, for you shall face such challenges as John Travolta, a very upset hobo, a sentient broom, an agitated crane, aliens trying to get off earth before someone realizes they created an unnoticed flying city inhabited by deodorant eating gerbils, and of course the ever feared Illinois Nazi's. After conquering all challenges you will finally arrive in Ohio and will head over to my house to tell me what it is that you wanted to."
I have created the second most amazing story plot line in history.
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Post by The Canadian Hippy (Admin) on Oct 19, 2012 15:28:55 GMT -5
Yes, that is amazing. This was created due to me calling Cole by accident over Skype. This is how it happened:
((Missed call from- Will Conway))
[4:37:21 AM] Cole Bergh (Train Food): Yes?
[4:37:34 AM] Cole Bergh (Train Food): What is it that you wish to speak about?
[5:21:03 AM] Cole Bergh (Train Food): Since you are, as I thought, asleep or incapacitated to some extent at the moment, their a few options open to you. 1. You can type in a message what it is that you want when you get up. At which point I'll probably only be able to get back to you after I get back home. 2. You can wake up now and let me know than fall back asleep when done. 3. You can join me in the doing the electric slide. 4.you can wake up get dressed go out the front door, hijack a car and drive to the airport. Once there you will run into the police who are after you because of the car and they will chase you around the airport. This will end with you making a mad dash to the airplane heading to Ohio. But by mistake you will find your self on the plane to Moscow.Once there you will realize your mistake and begin trying to find a way to get to Ohio. This will entail you walking halfway to the coast where you will find a kind Llama farmer who shall lend you a llama to ride the rest of the way there. However the llama will be killed in the swamp of sorrow after you two have gotten over your differences and become friends. After this event you will meet a giant turtle who will inform you that your journey will not be easy, for you shall face such challenges as John Travolta, a very upset hobo, a sentient broom, an agitated crane, aliens trying to get off earth before someone realizes they created an unnoticed flying city inhabited by deodorant eating gerbils, and of course the ever feared Illinois Nazi's. After conquering all challenges you will finally arrive in Ohio and will head over to my house to tell me what it is that you wanted to.
[5:21:09 AM] Cole Bergh (Train Food): Those are your options.
[1:18:43 PM] Will Conway: *Finally arrives after facing the challenges, with torn cloths and battle scars.* I... I called you... By accident....
[1:22:07 PM] Cole Bergh (Train Food): Oh. You can go back home now.
[1:23:50 PM] Will Conway: Okay... *Jogs off down the street, towards the airport. Misses the plane and has to the the adventure again.* FAHK.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 19, 2012 22:45:31 GMT -5
Than I took a nap. It was nice, but I missed dinner. Oh well, sleeps important. Time to make the world fast forward.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 27, 2012 18:17:11 GMT -5
At the theater and on comes an ad saying phones dream when they are shut off.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Oct 31, 2012 17:44:43 GMT -5
Hurray for last minute costumes. I was originally worried about the little fuckers running around but it's the parents that want everyone to be in costume.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Nov 3, 2012 18:57:28 GMT -5
Things I learned today. The movie The Thing is an amazing and spectacular movie. Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies is stupid and poorly done and as a result I was laughing very much so. The effects were used by a friend in a high-school tech class. Though I must say the actors sport some awesome beards and mutton chops.
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Post by asecondhandlion on Nov 8, 2012 10:39:35 GMT -5
According to my teacher we're all using too much lipstick which is expensive.
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